Q: What's the opposite of a "meet cute?"
A: Meeting a handsome guy at the very moment you're breaking out in hives all over your body.
The mysterious allergic reaction I have at the hockey game is terrifying. But it's just a little less terrifying when a big, strong equipment manager for the Brooklyn Bruisers saves the day.
That's how I meet James "Jimbo" Carozza. When I'm alone and frightened, he gets me the help I need, and delivers me safely to the emergency room.
Too bad I didn't even get his number.