Jade Murphy thinks her undead life is going great until her ex-girlfriend and vampire maker barges back into her life with a simple heist in mind. Just like the old days, except in the old days, Jade didn't have a human partner who doesn't know she's a vampire. She can keep Beth from learning her secret, keep her ex from learning about Beth, and keep them both from realizing Beth's latent magical talent, no problem. But when the heist goes horribly wrong, all bets are off, and every secret is at risk.
Can Jade keep everyone happy and safe, or will her life turn into the vampire version of Humpty Dumpty when it all comes tumbling down?
Too many secrets make for a tangled fucking mess, Jade...